#3 - Monetary Incentive?

Without any drum rolls needed,

Someone said, 'do you think we should give monetary incentives to the KP2 students to motivate them to get better grades?' I'd say it's a pretty good idea. It is so awesome that new words needs to come out from Advance Learners' Oxford dictionary to define the awesomeness of it. The reasons for this is that because the fact that money is growing on the tree. In addition, it helps to make the university well known and the students will be more aware of their grades.

Money does grow on tree and its not even photoshoped!

First of all, the fact that money is grown on trees and our university have a lot of trees, the university should be totally rich and have trillion of ringgits in their account bank. The university themselves hardly have any mega projects for the university campus, except for giving summons to students not wearing helmets and parking responsibly in lecturer-reserved parkings. The university's headquarter certainly have some money allocated for catastrophe such as the machines that gone haywire, sued by the students and even to fight an army of single-celled progeny bred from experiments that gone wrong to do us serious harm, writing rabble-rousing songs about the ultimate demise of mankind. So what's the best way to spend all the trillion of ringgits? Instead of using it for repairing machines that have been thoroughly mutilated by the students or adding new infrastructures, we'll be spending it by give it away to academically-challenged students, of course.

The next point would be so really great that awards should be handed. The news of a university giving out money for academically-challenged students would spread far and wide, globally. If aliens ever existed, then it would be throughout the universe. Nonetheless, it certainly makes the university famous in a matter of days. Unlike other university which that have been giving the academically-challenged students more motivational, self-help talks and talks from ex-student engineers about their careers and pointers how to excel academically or even more study visits to factories to give them overview of their awesome future careers, a university will try to ride against the wind, by of giving out money for the academically-challenged students. That university will be so famous, that people would start making humorous remarks on the university.

We won't be doing it because giving out money is much more working.

Next, it would be an incentive for students to be more aware of their grades. Just imagine, a student instead of joyfully jumping around for getting good grades, he or she will be filled with anger and hatred for not getting KP in order to get free money. What's a best way to make good memories of their university? By getting the university paying for their under-achievement of course. What's more awesome? By doing it in a group of 100 students or more just to break the senior records of 50 students all together aiming for KP2.

All these points certainly give anyone a crystal clear view why monetary incentive is a pretty good idea. As a student, if this fantastic idea ever get implemented, I'll do my part to support it by changing myself to another university as well as removing the fact that I ever enrolled in such university in my social-networking accounts profile page.

#2 - Reign Under My Ruling

Our beloved and dearest, yet bedazzling lecturer gave us quite an unusual title to write about.

"If I could rule the world, I would .."

If I could rule the world, I would starts my reign with destroying Pluto and Jupiter, therefore fore-telling horoscope wouldn't occur anymore. Nothing too fancy, just plain nuking it to pieces.

In addition, I'll impose few new laws, such as:

• Endangered animals would commercialized as burgers. There'll be variety of it, steamed, smoked, deep-fried, baked and nuked. Any kids who manage who eats 12 burgers without the vegetables daily for 3 months straight will have free passes to all theme parks around the world for free until he reaches the age of 12.

• No more hydro, wind, solar, biomass, solar, coal or whatever type of power plant. All power plants will only harvest energy from earth's core; lava as well as tornado. If anyone opposes, they'll be thrown into the lava, which will directly contribute to more fuel for the lava and better future.

• Power plant that is harvesting energy from the tornado can only harvest from F4 and above type of tornado. Anything below that is considered a national disgrace and will be given to live in and only Tornado Valley to learn becoming harmonized with the nature. If they haven't died in 5 years, they're entitled to enter Olympic in the Lame category for the next 12,000 years, including their next generation so their kins can curse their great-great-great-great parents for making them suffer for the next 12,000 years.

• Cannibal corpse lounge music will be the national anthem.

• Jiwang songs is banned. Anyone heard talking, listening, humming, discussing, playing instrument of such and trying to make one will be labeled as unpatriotic and therefore thrown into the lava.

• More science related TV shows and TV-series like CSI, NCIS, Numb3rs in order to encourage and brainwash kids into becoming science people.

• We'll start making a lot of high-rise hydroponic building to counter land problems for food production.

• Cloning is legal, only if the thing being cloned are either tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, apotosaurus.

• Criminals will be sent to the most remote place on earth, guarded by the several hundred thousands of fire breathing tyrannosaurus. The criminal's daily meals consists: tofu burger, tofu pancakes and tofu sushi.

• Flying spaceship into the Black hole would be impose as a new coolest extreme sports, and parents which more than 3 child are required to enter the tournament, with their eyes closed and a giraffe as their pilot.

There are more yet to come and you people better starts praying that I won't be ruling the world.

Game: "The Game of Life"

If you have a lot of free time and a several bunch of people to have fun with, you'd probably want to try "Game of Life" boardgame.

The board game "The Game of Life"

The game in sort of our life; right after school, we can choose either getting an education at college or straight gone into working. Then moving along the path in the game, you'll be showered with undivided attentions from debts and unlikely chance to become rich. It's the game of life, after all.

Many people doesn't know that this board game exist long time ago before 20th. century. It had been created in 1860 by Milton Bradley, as The Checkered Game of Life.

The board game "The Checkered Game of Life, 1923"

The game requires 2-6 players, with setup time for this game is approximately 10 mins. Playing this game may end around 30-40 mins, but sometimes it can be hours.

The game simulates a person's travel through his or her life, from college to retirement, with jobs and marriage and even possible children along the way. The game requires a set of counting and reading skills.

Two couples

100 years later, c.a. 1960, it has been modernized. The modern game consists of a track on which players travel by spinning a small numbered wheel from number 1 to 10, located in the middle of the board. The board also contains small mountains, buildings and other objects that makes it more interesting and real. Each player have one automobile that has 6 holes on top of in which blue and pink people peg can be placed. The game also includes money, insurance policies, investments and stocks.

Multiplied into a family

In year 1988, a CD-rom version of the game was produced by Hasbro - which added computerized move and animations. An option to play multi-player over the internet is also included.

The rules are way much to say, but you can try surf the internet for tutorial of this game.

p/s: Faris have the 50th special anniversary edition of The Game of Life, so those who are interested, just pm me (Faris) on weekends.

#1 - Education Aspiration 2011

A lecturer told us that we need to get the entry on Education Aspiration for the year 2011.

So, here are our entry for the 2011 goals.

Thanks to the last semester's killer subjects, our CGPA is dropping like a airplane without a pilot. Inenvitably, we need to start becoming proactive. In order to become proactive, we need to enchance our knowledge on every subjects, so that we can pass with flying colors. Similarly, that'll help our preparation when we're working in the future.

During the blood donation medical check up, we had the doctor checked upon us several time and claimed that we're not healthly-wise to donor our blood. Thankfully, that was a machine error and we passed for the donation. If not, being an early 20's with several health problems won't look good in our resume. We're hoping to have a better lifestyle from now on.

Since we're now in the adulthood, our body have certainly developed to become sharper and becoming more matured. Especially for those who are eager to get married after studies. Being broke wouldn't look good to future in-laws. So, we have lots of plans to save our money from MARA loans and doing some investments. For example Amanah Saham Bumiputera (ASB).

Hope that we're able to achieve our goals including the marriage part especially for those who have started finding their soulmates. More or less, that's our entry on Education Aspiration 2011.

The Begining

First of all, I want to introduce the editor of this blog which are Faris and Hakim.Don't know where to start actually..Don't know what to bloging about in this blog.. We hope that somebody can give us any idea what to blog about..