#3 - Monetary Incentive?

Without any drum rolls needed,

Someone said, 'do you think we should give monetary incentives to the KP2 students to motivate them to get better grades?' I'd say it's a pretty good idea. It is so awesome that new words needs to come out from Advance Learners' Oxford dictionary to define the awesomeness of it. The reasons for this is that because the fact that money is growing on the tree. In addition, it helps to make the university well known and the students will be more aware of their grades.

Money does grow on tree and its not even photoshoped!

First of all, the fact that money is grown on trees and our university have a lot of trees, the university should be totally rich and have trillion of ringgits in their account bank. The university themselves hardly have any mega projects for the university campus, except for giving summons to students not wearing helmets and parking responsibly in lecturer-reserved parkings. The university's headquarter certainly have some money allocated for catastrophe such as the machines that gone haywire, sued by the students and even to fight an army of single-celled progeny bred from experiments that gone wrong to do us serious harm, writing rabble-rousing songs about the ultimate demise of mankind. So what's the best way to spend all the trillion of ringgits? Instead of using it for repairing machines that have been thoroughly mutilated by the students or adding new infrastructures, we'll be spending it by give it away to academically-challenged students, of course.

The next point would be so really great that awards should be handed. The news of a university giving out money for academically-challenged students would spread far and wide, globally. If aliens ever existed, then it would be throughout the universe. Nonetheless, it certainly makes the university famous in a matter of days. Unlike other university which that have been giving the academically-challenged students more motivational, self-help talks and talks from ex-student engineers about their careers and pointers how to excel academically or even more study visits to factories to give them overview of their awesome future careers, a university will try to ride against the wind, by of giving out money for the academically-challenged students. That university will be so famous, that people would start making humorous remarks on the university.

We won't be doing it because giving out money is much more working.

Next, it would be an incentive for students to be more aware of their grades. Just imagine, a student instead of joyfully jumping around for getting good grades, he or she will be filled with anger and hatred for not getting KP in order to get free money. What's a best way to make good memories of their university? By getting the university paying for their under-achievement of course. What's more awesome? By doing it in a group of 100 students or more just to break the senior records of 50 students all together aiming for KP2.

All these points certainly give anyone a crystal clear view why monetary incentive is a pretty good idea. As a student, if this fantastic idea ever get implemented, I'll do my part to support it by changing myself to another university as well as removing the fact that I ever enrolled in such university in my social-networking accounts profile page.