Godzilla, the awesome!

Welcome back to my awesome blog. This post entry will be all about Godzilla.

What's a Godzilla? Godzilla is a monster coming from the far wide space. Drifted in the hideous meteor, it landed on the face of earth. Certain sources said that they came for earth's special food, the fish. The reason of this is despite their humongous size, they actually have a pea-sized brain. Several Google searches leads them conclusion that eating fishes will enhances their brain capacity. The small-sized pea brains explains the fact why they attacked the fisherman in the first place.

Kaiju, a species of Godzilla found himself amused by the abundance amount of fishes in the sea

They're actually a very gentle and loving creatures, in its very own special way. Like most reptiles, it also sleep, eats, breeds and even dancing. Godzilla is known to never discriminate whose their dance partner is, even if they have extra long and hairy hands.

"Dancing and bonding with wildlife" before devouring their a week's worth of meal

Further research shows that they're pretty much like humans too, being happy, sad, forgetting things, talking about their blogs as well as having PMS.

Forgetting that they have English Technical Communication replacement class going on

One scary Godzilla with pincerhands tells his friend to leave comments in his awesome BOLABLOG

Unlike human, they devour on things other than chocolates and pillows during their PMS

Years back, the Godzilla was found to be found all over the world in their very own habitats, under the sea, rivers, sewage and even beneath underage children's bed.

However, recently they were found attacking only Japan. After finding out the japanese had build an oversized robot shaped human with mosquito eyed as well as dressing in a vinyl clothing, these Godzilla find it extremely offensive to their small sized eyes with coarse skin. Ever since then, they started attacking Japan weekly on Saturday morning. The television show producer finds this very informative and starts showing it live on throughout the world.

Japanese government's attempt to prevent over-sized illegal immigrants trespassing

After years of unsuccessful attempts, they started to become more organized in their attacks against Japan

That's all my post. Honestly, I rather do something less tormenting than writing blog post entries, like putting my hands into the oven.

"Dude! I've stopped attacking Japan, updating facebook and playing halflife, but the blog assignments are still mounting! I took 3 hours to write an entry, man! 3 fricking hours of my life!"