#2 - Reign Under My Ruling

Our beloved and dearest, yet bedazzling lecturer gave us quite an unusual title to write about.

"If I could rule the world, I would .."

If I could rule the world, I would starts my reign with destroying Pluto and Jupiter, therefore fore-telling horoscope wouldn't occur anymore. Nothing too fancy, just plain nuking it to pieces.

In addition, I'll impose few new laws, such as:

• Endangered animals would commercialized as burgers. There'll be variety of it, steamed, smoked, deep-fried, baked and nuked. Any kids who manage who eats 12 burgers without the vegetables daily for 3 months straight will have free passes to all theme parks around the world for free until he reaches the age of 12.

• No more hydro, wind, solar, biomass, solar, coal or whatever type of power plant. All power plants will only harvest energy from earth's core; lava as well as tornado. If anyone opposes, they'll be thrown into the lava, which will directly contribute to more fuel for the lava and better future.

• Power plant that is harvesting energy from the tornado can only harvest from F4 and above type of tornado. Anything below that is considered a national disgrace and will be given to live in and only Tornado Valley to learn becoming harmonized with the nature. If they haven't died in 5 years, they're entitled to enter Olympic in the Lame category for the next 12,000 years, including their next generation so their kins can curse their great-great-great-great parents for making them suffer for the next 12,000 years.

• Cannibal corpse lounge music will be the national anthem.

• Jiwang songs is banned. Anyone heard talking, listening, humming, discussing, playing instrument of such and trying to make one will be labeled as unpatriotic and therefore thrown into the lava.

• More science related TV shows and TV-series like CSI, NCIS, Numb3rs in order to encourage and brainwash kids into becoming science people.

• We'll start making a lot of high-rise hydroponic building to counter land problems for food production.

• Cloning is legal, only if the thing being cloned are either tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, apotosaurus.

• Criminals will be sent to the most remote place on earth, guarded by the several hundred thousands of fire breathing tyrannosaurus. The criminal's daily meals consists: tofu burger, tofu pancakes and tofu sushi.

• Flying spaceship into the Black hole would be impose as a new coolest extreme sports, and parents which more than 3 child are required to enter the tournament, with their eyes closed and a giraffe as their pilot.

There are more yet to come and you people better starts praying that I won't be ruling the world.